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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

nursehella: …Christian singles, huh? Great ad-placement. On the other hand, here’s some horny-ass Christian tips for “Fisting and God’s Will”... with great tips for Christianfisters such as: “The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure.”  …Okay. I’m guessing lube would work better than prayer, but whatever floats your boat. Or fists your hole. Whichever one corresponds with your marital status, that is. For more off the wall articles including “Masturbation - God’s Great Gift to us” and “A Proposal for Christian Pornography” go to www.sexinchrist.com …raunchy and lulzy! LOLWAT?

nursehella:

…Christian singles, huh? Great ad-placement.

On the other hand, here’s some horny-ass Christian tips for “Fisting and God’s Will”... with great tips for Christianfisters such as: “The husband should ask that God guide his hand and work through him, and for the skill and patience to fist his wife correctly and maximize her pleasure.”  …Okay. I’m guessing lube would work better than prayer, but whatever floats your boat. Or fists your hole. Whichever one corresponds with your marital status, that is.

For more off the wall articles including “Masturbation - God’s Great Gift to us” and “A Proposal for Christian Pornography” go to www.sexinchrist.com …raunchy and lulzy!

LOLWAT?

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